Thursday, February 25, 2010

Pariyon ke desh se aayee hoo...


Some of the wisecracks of Pakhi:

1. Mama: Electric shocks may kill a person
Pakhi: In that case, will the entire body die?

2. Mama: Why does your friend cry when he has to go home
Pakhi: Yes, usko ghar le jaanaa bahut EASY hai
Mama: By the way, what does Easy mean?
Pakhi: It means, uskoo ghar le jaana bahut MUSHKIL hai

3. We are left with so much option in life: while Pakhi chooses the pawns
for playing chess (her style), she offers, “Kaun sa colour logi? Kyunki main to white loongi”

4. Logic hai: If the lights are switched off in the bedroom, no need at all to shut the eyes for sleeping!!!!!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Bolo na.....


Bolo naa....

Kahan-kahan se maangoo tumhe?
Kis-kis se maangoo?

Tum Dua ho Zindagi ke liye
Tumhein aasmaan se maangoo

Tum zindagi ho meri
Tumhein hawaaon se maangoo

Tum bujhaane aaye ho pyaas ko
Tumhein saagar se maangoo


Tum mere astitva kee paribhaashaa ho
Tumhein dharti se maangoo


Jitna bhi paaoon tumhein
Lagta hai ek tukda bhi nahin


Bataao tum, kitna maangoo tumhein
Aur kab taq maangoo?